Tumblr:

Me: The sky is blue.
Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!
someone: i like your shirt
me: so do i that's why i bought it

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

me: why'd u give me an F??
teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.
me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?
Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

tippingvelvets:

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

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